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About 18 months ago, Rich started sending out emails of CD reviews of the stuff he was receiving from the Rough Trade music club. These proved popular and before you knew it everyone was having their say on the things they were listening to. Early highlights included the torrents of abuse being levelled at Anthony & The Johnsons, lengthy discussions on the merits of Green Day by people who should be old enough to know better and the casual dismissal of the music tastes of anyone who disagreed with you.
Unbeknownst to me, Andy had started to collate any and every comment about music in a spreadsheet (example: A passing “I like the new Super Furry Animals album” comment ended up as a review), and I was approached one day with an idea that had been festering in the bonces of my colleagues.
Rich and Andy thought that putting the reviews on the internet would be fun and that maybe other people may want to read them. Suddenly interested, I showed Rich the Indietron site.
It didn’t look like it does now, it didn’t have any layout or design, and the interface was basic in the extreme. It was the result of a similar idea back in 2003 when a group of friends thought pretty much the same thing as Rich and Andy but were defeated by the twin monsters of indolence and apathy.
So we gave it another go and the website you’re looking at now is the result. Whilst I dragged out the design and coding of this website for as long as my laziness demanded, Rich continued to churn out reviews at an alarming rate, whilst Andy concentrated on working out how he could make money selling Indietron t-shirts, mouse mats and possibly even branded femidoms.
I hope somebody derives some enjoyment from the site and if you have any comments, complaints or suggestions, either refer to the FAQ below, email the admin team here or go to the forum.
Glenn (May 2006)
 
 
Q: “What does Indietron mean?”
A: “Well, it could be taken to mean that we provide independent music reviews (because we do), but it is also what Glenn used to call his CD cabinets. He also has the Indietron robot seen on the main page and wanted to incorporate it into the design as he thinks it’s cool. It has recently stopped working however and this makes Glenn sad.”
 
Q: “I’ve applied for an account but I can’t get on. Is there a problem?”
A: “Accounts need to be validated by a member of the admin team before you can log on. This can range from minutes (if one of us is around) to anything up to 24 hours. We apologise for any delay. Please make sure you’ve used a valid email address, if your email address looks suspect then admin may not validate you.”
 
Q: “I just clicked on something and an error message came up. Why did that happen?”
A: “Indietron was written from scratch in notepad. That was a bad idea wasn’t it? Testing is very boring so occasionally things may go wrong. I am slapdash.
If you spot anything not working as it should, problems may be reported on the forum (here). Indietron is a work in progress, new features are being added all the time so if you have any ideas then feel free to suggest them on the forum.”
 
Q: “Why are some of the reviews really short, whilst others are overly long epics?”
A: “When we imported Andy’s spreadsheet into the database, we didn’t exert much in the way of quality control. A lot of the very brief reviews imported have been expanded (and more will be over time) but there will actually be some short reviews left. Maybe you could do a better one. Maybe you could join our team of reviewers. See below for details on this.”
 
Q: “I just read a review which contained several spelling mistakes and grammar that I’d be ashamed to use in a text message. What’s going on?”
A: “See the answer above. Most of us are from an engineering background, great with wires, diodes, computing languages and the like but reliant on a speak n’spell when it comes to the English language. Actually, this isn’t really the case, it’s just that most of the reviews were written whilst drunk. Sorry.”
 
Q: “Come on then, I’d like to be a reviewer, where do I sign?”
A: “Most of our reviewers are part of the team because they’re friends or work colleagues of Rich, Andy and I. So, they didn’t have to impress us with their gibberings, their backstage passes came free.
We are on the lookout for new reviewers however, people with something to offer; in their writing style, their taste in music (any will be considered and it’d be great to have a reviewer into classical ambient speedfolk) or their prolific output. There are two ways to join the team, one is to pop a few reviews on the Indietron forum, the other is to send a sample of your work to the admin team here. It’s all for the love at the moment, but who knows, if you’re any good then you may one day get your face on an official Indietron prophylactic.”
 
Q: “What are the advertising links on the review pages for?”
A: “On some of the review pages you’ll find links to reputable vendors for the CD in question so you can go and buy it if you’re interested. Also, we’ll get a small cut of any sale so the money will go to pay for any costs in hosting this website. You don’t have to buy via Indietron but it would be nice if you were planning to buy it anyway. Plus, we need to pay for Rich’s addiction to strawberry dib-dabs somehow.”
 
Q: “Hi, I read a review which I found to be offensive. I’d been enjoying your site but found the torrents of abuse levelled at Jon Bon Jovi to be unfair. Will you remove the review?”
A: “The reviews on this site are the opinion solely of the reviewer. No offence is intended with any review on the site. If you have a genuine grievance with a review on Indietron (rather than just a general disagreement with the reviewers opinion) then please contact the admin team (email / forum) and we’ll discuss your problem. If you disagree with a review, the forum is the place to argue about it.”
 
Q: “I read something libellous/obscene/disgusting on the forum. What are you going to do about it?”
A: “Again, if you have any grievance with something on the forum, please contact the admin team (email / forum) immediately. Whereas the views expressed on the forum are obviously the opinion of that particular poster, the admin and forum moderators will immediately remove anything they consider horrendous.”